Ice Ice Baby

Made the most of the Gear Stick,

Last night and this morning....

(Hubby looks well tired!)

We went to a Birthday Party at Solihull Ice Rink.

All the kids enjoyed themselves on the ice..

Even hubby had a go on the ice...

 ( A Christopher Dean in the making?)

I declined the offer of having a go on the ice.

As the only way I would, 

If the ice rink would have to be emptied

& everyone would have to face the wall.

This Jayne Torvill wannabe is going into a long retirement from ice skating.

 

 

Big Hunk Of Love

I was enjoying the Friday Feeling a bit too much...

Woke up at 2am, enjoyed a early cup of tea,

 What could make me go back to sleep?

That's right...

The Gear Stick....

(Had to wake hubby first....)

That done the trick....Zzzzz

Much later on in the morning.....

Had yet another play with the Gear Stick.

Time for some strong coffee...especially for my big hunk of love!

Decisions, Decisions....

Got through the first part of Job 1,

Alive!

To warm up I enjoyed some Asda coffee and toasted tea cake.

I swear the Henry's are stalking me....

I have applied for the other School Crossing Patrol job.

Is it time to move on? 

or stay put?

Only time will tell....\o/

 

Deserving A Lollipop!

Welcome to Hump of the Week.

I had the normal bad drivers while performing my duty of Job 1

One car driver had two choices.

Stop

or

His car windscreen be cracked by my Lollipop stick

He chose to Stop.

Good lad...

(you deserve a lollipop!)

A chance has come up to apply for a Road Crossing Patrol job in a different county, just over the border.

However it's a lot busier road than mine

(But I would be appreciated more! )

Horny As Hell.

Writing this new steamy erotic book,

It made me so horny last night.

As soon as a rain soaked hubby came home from snooker,

I pointed to the bed,

I said to him:

"Pants off, get in the bed, & wait"

My warm hands did their work.

Played with the gear stick again this morning.

No wonder poor hubby is asleep in the chair....this evening.

I'm letting him sleep, as he won't be getting any later.... 

 

 

Slipping Them On Twice....

Back on the wobbly soggy work wheel...

Oh dear, the rain is pouring down....

Time for the green wellies to come out...

Survived to have a hot coffee

 and make a Birthday card!

More rain for the afternoon shift.

The wellies back on...

Rain, dark, parents taking no notice of me and parking on the Zig Zags lines.

My kids said they had their yearly road safety assembly in the morning.

As normal I wasn't invited in to meet the kids,

I was just called the School Crossing Patrol

(my real name wasn't used)

Great.

 No support from the school,

Whose kids I cross over the road twice a day!

 

 

Afternoon Delight!

Enjoyed my Sunday so much..

Plenty of playing with the gear stick to be had.

Cup of tea followed...

Shopping list wrote.

Nipped into our local Lidl's.

Walked in, saw a Postman snogging his young lady friend in the bread aisle.

(He being a friend of mine)

When he came up for air.

I shouted over to him:

 "Alright?"

He shot me a look

(If looks could kill)

 He disappeared off.

(Doubt I will be getting a Xmas card now off him)