Domestic Goddess

Domestic Goddess

Sunday 7 August 2016

Promises, Promises!

Day 7 of the #BaraThon #Blogging challenge

My Promises To Myself

1:Smile more, even when those angry car drivers will not stop no matter how many times I wave my Lollipop stick in the air..
2:Try to carry on writing The Sleepily Village Mysteries 6.
3:Try having more hot steamy sex! 
(It might help with the writing block!)
4:Sometimes release the tact button from mouth and say it!
5: Hide the word "Mug" from your forehead with your fringe.

(It might light up at night, but no one will see it!)

6:Carry on writing the funny,humorous blogs.
(no matter how much negativity people throw at you!)
7:Use your warm hands a lot more
(Hubby will like that a lot)
8:Get back on the walking,
(the pavements miss you!)
9: Take no shit off former ex-husbands and siblings
10: Catch up on the smiling, as you didn't smile much when you were young!


 

 

 

 

Saturday 6 August 2016

Wishful Thinking

 Day 6 of #BaraThon

My hubby keeps thinking he is a lot younger than he is.
A prime example of this:
On holiday in Dawlish Warren.
8th June 2012
2 days away from his 41st Birthday.
He got on the swing  in the back garden.
I turn away for five minutes...
Guess what happened???
Oh dear...
He has fallen to the floor, 
(Nearly breaking a hip for his trouble)
And the swing  broke.....




 

Friday 5 August 2016

Tiny Shoes

Having  tidied up  the house,
I found some tidy shoes that once belonged to my children when they were younger.
It was so nice to see such tidy shoes!
Now I have to be careful not to fall over their shoes now!
Such big feet (They will be wearing my shoes soon!)
James is 12: shoe size 10 (adult size)(and still growing)
Jack is 11   : shoe size 9 (adult size)(and still growing!)
My shoe size is 12 (adult size)
Hubby's shoe size is 9 (adult size)
 The mode of transport to deliver their shoes...
 




Thursday 4 August 2016

Caught red-handed

When I was very young,
I was bit of a...
 I was about five years old...
My dad was painting with white paint.
He was painting the garage door.
I kept dipping my finger in the paint,
Then adding a finger mark to the wall of the garage.
After a while, after being watched by my mum.
They found out where I had been putting those paint marks....
I was told off..
However after 39 years, they are still there...

 


Wednesday 3 August 2016

Fragile Lives


Welcome to my Hump Of The Week...
It looks like I will be attending another funeral soon..
My Dad's sister has terminal lung cancer..:(
I hate funerals...:(
I leave puddles of tears under the seat..
My last funeral was only last month, of a dear friend who I only got back in touch when his mum died in March :'(.
At least I know where he is buried,so I when I pay a visit to my mum, I can visit him as well :)
I don't like celebrating Mother's Day, as I may be a mum, but can't celebrate with my own mum :'(
Neither can my hubby, who lost his mum 20 years,
 
 my mum passed away 3 years ago.
 




Tuesday 2 August 2016

What You Don't Know?


What you don't know about the fun I had 5 years ago..?
But first  in 2016...
Out came the sewing box to sew on the badges on their Scout shirts.
Then I take Larry shopping
 Planning on doing some baking ....(Kenny the Kenwood is pining to come out!)
Making plans for our upcoming 5th Wedding Anniversary .
2011 was a Extra Special Year.
Did you know?
I was divorced from ex-plum in July:
 Then married again(to a lovely man) in September!
5 years married coming up!




















Monday 1 August 2016

Stranger than Fiction

I escaped from the house with the kids.
I left the ball and chain by the front door.
Now for a ride in Larry.
Dropped off the Birthday card I made this morning
 Nearly got took out by a van failing to stop at a junction.
Good job I swerved out of the way!
Got back to apply the ball and chain.
More pink added to Larry..
Now to sit back and watch some Bond..