Welcome to another Hump of the Week.
I spent over 4 hours, yakking with friends, drinking coffee, and playing with their two dogs.
Mouth battery is at a all time low
Goes to Job 2.
I get asked:
"Why have I been very quiet for the past 2 days?"
I reply: "I am saving your ears, and leaving it all for my hubby when he get home from work."
Still trying to charge mouth battery.
Then I get offered cake.
I decline due to giving it up for Lent.
Then I told him there is one thing I won't be giving up for Lent...
"What that?" he asks...
The Ann Summers variety.
All different flavours, can't go without Lube for too long......"
He answered with:
Will it be handcuffs or gag tonight?