Domestic Goddess

Domestic Goddess

Monday, 10 August 2015

Oh No, The Rabbit's Packed Up :(

As normal on a Monday, I write a few chapters of my new book.
I get horny, and I jump on my hubby as soon as he comes home from work,
My poor rabbit has given up the ghost after 8 years...;(
Through the lean years and lots and lots of batteries..
Why you ask do I need a rabbit to help with my sex life???
Because my boiler takes ages to warm up, and 
the rabbit cuts the time in half....
I don't suffer from any cobwebs whatsoever....
Good job really, as they itch like crazy.... 

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